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ADMIN [5/27/2026 12:53]
"Distress call received from this planet. I'm creating a time dilation protocol to detect your signal. Activate your beacon and standby. Return to Earth and recharge your pod, rescue is 2 cycles out."
W [5/27/2026 12:55]
"Copy, but I'm not exactly in distress and definitely don't want to be rescued. there's a huge party inside the inner core. VIPs from all over the galaxy are here. It's called LIVE FROM DEEP SPACE, and the locals put on a great show. I'll bring as much data as I can pack in my pod.
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"Distress call received from this planet. I'm creating a time dilation protocol to detect your signal. Activate your beacon and standby. Return to Earth and recharge your pod, rescue is 2 cycles out."
W [5/27/2026 12:55]
"Copy, but I'm not exactly in distress and definitely don't want to be rescued. there's a huge party inside the inner core. VIPs from all over the galaxy are here. It's called LIVE FROM DEEP SPACE, and the locals put on a great show. I'll bring as much data as I can pack in my pod.
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func<trace> user? "W" searching…
Located Right Ascension 00h 46m and Declination +02° 36'
Local name: SATURN, MILKY WAY bwot BULK
search "SATURN, MILKY WAY, ORION" SEARCH QUERY RESULTS:
Saturn is home to the galaxy's biggest party, the cosmic concert, the musical masterpiece.. LIVE FROM DEEP SPACE. Transmissions were thought to be lost from this era, but data has been slowly migrating its way to random servers located in Montana, USA thanks to agent W.
Located Right Ascension 00h 46m and Declination +02° 36'
Local name: SATURN, MILKY WAY bwot BULK
search "SATURN, MILKY WAY, ORION" SEARCH QUERY RESULTS:
Saturn is home to the galaxy's biggest party, the cosmic concert, the musical masterpiece.. LIVE FROM DEEP SPACE. Transmissions were thought to be lost from this era, but data has been slowly migrating its way to random servers located in Montana, USA thanks to agent W.